Q.) How are you so good with SRAW's????
A.) statspad.exe. But seriously it started with the M136-AT4 in Bad Company 2. I pissed a lot of people off with it
Q.) Favorite quote?
A.) "I don't think I have a power supply in my computer... it's just a plug." -@Koda
Q.) Also can u teach me to use the sraw so I can be like you ?
A.) Absolutely, as long as DICE/EA doesn't nerf the SRAW.
Q.) Can you describe your most frustrating experience with plastic wrap?
A.) One time my friends decided to wrap each other up in plastic wrap and see if we can escape. Turns out multiple layers of plastic wrap is EFFING INDESTRUCTIBLE.
Q.) How many times at work have you used the nerf guns to mock execute fellow employee's?
A.) Let's just say my Altis Life bounty would be in the billions
Q.) If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
A.) No. He becomes dizzy. Racist bastard!
Q.) Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them?
A.) I don't know why, but I want to know why!
Q.) Do penguins have knees?
Q.) Will you be my Valentine?
A.) Let me flip a coin and I'll get back to you on that
U.) @Al Hoff
Q.) Would you spank a goat?
A.) No. Goats are cool!
Q.) How did you find GSN?
A.) I found GSN while playing Battlefield: Bad Company 2. A friend bought it for me for $5 (first Steam gift I ever received) and I fell in love with GSN's 24/7 1500 Ticket NY Heavy Metal server. Loved it so much I bought a VIP slot, and the rest is history.
Q.) How many gas stations in Altis do you think have fallen victim to you?
A.) 64 and counting
Q.) How to battlefield?
A.) "C:\statspad.exe" -sraw
Q.) SRAW or AT4?
A.) AT4. I started with it, and I'll love it forever. DICE/EA keeps messing with the SRAW like assholes.
Q.) If you were sent to mars as one of the first colonists from earth and you are allowed to bring any 5 items, what would you bring?
A.) iPad, Speakers, Food, Internet, Tissues
Q.) If you could bring any person with you to Mars, who would it be? (This person would be required to keep you company)
Q.) What Outfit would they wear?
A.) A penguin costume
Q.) You are also allowed and endless supply of any ONE meal of your choosing, what would it be?
A.) FRIED CHICKEN
Q.) Why does my head itch?
A.) Because smart people scratch their heads when they think
Q.) Ever shot a M249,or M4? And would you if you had the chance?
A.) No, but I REALLY want to. Gun laws are SUPER strict in NJ, so finding even a gun range is near-impossible.
Q.) If you had to choose three games to play for the rest of your life what would they be?
A.) The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Battlefield 4, Minecraft
Q.) What was the first game that really got you into PC Gaming?
A.) Counter-Strike 1.5. This was a mod for Half-Life and it came out waaaaay before Steam. I'm one of the first people to even have a Steam account (short STEAMID's ftw)
Q.) Can you explain the origin of your nickname?
A.) Got it while playing Counter-Strike. I rocked the M249 spraying through walls and pissing people off, and same with the M4A1. I changed my name to M249-M4A1 to piss people off so they'd see the gun name twice in the kill feed. Then it stuck... for over 10 years.
Q.) Do you really need to be such a good looking dude or can you take it down a notch for us?
A.) Didn't anyone ever tell you that lying is bad? I'm not good looking at all...
Q.) Can I please have some ice cream?????????
A.) Yes! I owe you
Q.) If you could be the offspring of any famous person from any point in time, who would it be and why?
A.) Anna Kendrick because she's so damn hot.
Q.) Best christmas present?
A.) Getting my N64 with Goldeneye, Star Fox 64, and Star Wars: Rogue Squadron, and Pokemon Blue w/ a Gameboy Color
Q.) When did you finally realize you were asian?
A.) When I applied for a girlfriend and I didn't meet the size requirements
Q.) When are you going to sell me that portal or gravity gun?
A.) When ever you stop asking about it
Q.) Who was the first boy you kissed?
Q.) What was the fun(est?) moment in arma 3 ?
A.) All the funny things in Bay City / GSN where we ran from cops, trolled and unrobbed people, and launched cars for science.
Q.) How did the cat taste after the tutorial video?
A.) Like pussy!
Q.) What is the secret to the universe?
A.) Black holes.
A.) Very doge.
Q.) if you could remake an old favorite game , what would it be ,and why ?
A.) Final Fantasy VII because IT'S OVERDUE FOR A GRAPHICS OVERHAUL.
Q.) What is your weirdest GSN related dream?
A.) I think I posted this a couple years ago, but it was some weird dream about @BadBadRobot and a barbeque near a lake... I'll have to find that thread again!
Q.) Why are you so FAB-U-LOUS?!?
A.) Because I have great family, friends, co-workers, and GSN!
Q.) Why are they nerfing the sraw? D:
A.) Because I apparently ruined it for everyone
Q.) Why the SAW and not a different machine gun lol
A.) Because it was the only machine gun in Counter-Strike (name origin story above)